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The Hilarious Blog: How roll call will go in the future:

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Teacher:Welcome to class students! Please say “here” when I call your name
Teacher:Albus
Albus:Here!
Teacher:Doctor
Doctor:Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can’t talk at the moment, time’s gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher:Uhm… okay? Hermione
Hermione:Yes, I’m here! And when’s our first test? I’ve been studying all summer and-
Red-headed boy in class:Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher:And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose:Here
Random girl in the back of the class:I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher:And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy:Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy:Oh you’d better keep your hands off her! She’s my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher:Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher:Kurt
Kurt:Right here, miss!
Bowtie boy:You’re the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
Teacher:And there you are Blaine.
Teacher:Rory
Doctor:Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma’am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher:Hm…Sher..lock? Odd name.
Sherlock:Here. Leaving. Dull.
Teacher:Get back in here!
John:Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back.
Sherlock:Not good?
Teacher:Right, you’re John, then.
Jim:Hello, boys.
Teacher:Oh, you’re new.
Jim:Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I’ll burn you.
Teacher:….oh…kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco:I’m LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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Here. Leaving. Dull.

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